MY FAVOURITE SPORT

 

I like sports. Doctors say exercise is good for the heart and the general well-being of everyone; and it can also help weight-loss too. Therefore, I like sports and I take it upon myself to take part, for exercise sake, in a form of sport, especially rigorous contact sports such as:

ASUU STRIKE CALLED OFF!

The Alcoholic Strike Union of Universities (ASUU, motto: retirement age, 120) today told press-men (motto: we need to poo) in Abuja that they've decided to call off the industrial action temporarily to allow students go back to school and wonder what they will be when they grow up...