The saying that goes: “small is beautiful”, which was most
probably coined by a dwarf, substantiates this topic. In three words it
explains that small things make for simplicity, which is what a business card ought
to be – simple. And it all makes much more sense to me now, although I’m not a
dwarf…I’m just three feet and not much inches.
DERYGIGGLEZ
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Thursday 7 November 2013
Thursday 31 October 2013
MY FAVOURITE SPORT
I
like sports. Doctors say exercise is good for the heart and the general
well-being of everyone; and it can also help weight-loss too. Therefore, I like
sports and I take it upon myself to take part, for exercise sake, in a form of
sport, especially rigorous contact sports such as:
Tuesday 8 October 2013
ASUU STRIKE CALLED OFF!
The Alcoholic Strike Union of Universities (ASUU, motto:
retirement age, 120) today told press-men (motto: we need to poo) in Abuja that
they've decided to call off the industrial action temporarily to allow students
go back to school and wonder what they will be when they grow up...
Saturday 28 September 2013
WOOING; IT’S THE BANE OF MANHOOD
Once in a while we, and I mean the human males, need to ask
ourselves a certain question. This question goes a long way to affect our
relationship with everyone around us, particularly our household pet chimpanzee.
I believe you all already know what the question is so I’d just go right ahead
and ask it: WHAT IS THE TRUE COLOR OF FART?
Wednesday 25 September 2013
BRANDING 101: BUSINESS CARD
What is the most important parameter
in a business? Before I answer that question let me define what a business is.
As we all know, a business can be defined as the trade of…… Wait a minute, I
said ‘as we all know’ right? That means there’s no need to define it anymore.
Now, let’s move unto the topic of the day. Which is? Oh, I’ve forgotten, let me
check the contents page. Ah-ha, there it is: BEFORE YOU READ ANY OF MY
ARTICLES, MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT HAVE A BRAIN. No no no, that’s not it. Umm…..Eureka!
Now, I remember; I was talking about the most important parameter in a
business, which is: Branding.
PUBERTY? NAH, IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD THING.
I’ll take your questions later but first let me educate you
about puberty. Puberty is a time when the human body undergoes some physical
changes in order to attain sexual maturity. It is a time in our lives when we
suddenly realize that our genitals are capable of other important functions
besides bedwetting.
CONCERNED READER: Is bed-wetting a sign of puberty?
No, it’s not a sign of puberty; it is only a sign that you
are capable of carrying out puberty; it means that your kidneys are functioning
optimally. It also means that you have serious plumbing issues.
Saturday 27 April 2013
LAZINESS, OR SO I THOUGHT.
I will talk
about laziness in a minute but first, let me give you a very shocking and
contrasting observation that I have observed. Although, if truth be told, this
just an excuse for me to digress. Now, my observation: Why did our fore fathers
live longer in their days than we do in ours? I will answer that hopefully
before the end of this world. I took out time to observe our fore fathers right
from the time of the great deluge (i.e a very large rainfall), right after Adam
and Eve learned to cultivate cassava and invented the first cassava meal:
Tapioca (pronounced: Tar-pee-oh-car)
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