WOOING; IT’S THE BANE OF MANHOOD

                                   

Once in a while we, and I mean the human males, need to ask ourselves a certain question. This question goes a long way to affect our relationship with everyone around us, particularly our household pet chimpanzee. I believe you all already know what the question is so I’d just go right ahead and ask it: WHAT IS THE TRUE COLOR OF FART?

BRANDING 101: BUSINESS CARD

What is the most important parameter in a business? Before I answer that question let me define what a business is. As we all know, a business can be defined as the trade of…… Wait a minute, I said ‘as we all know’ right? That means there’s no need to define it anymore. Now, let’s move unto the topic of the day. Which is? Oh, I’ve forgotten, let me check the contents page. Ah-ha, there it is: BEFORE YOU READ ANY OF MY ARTICLES, MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT HAVE A BRAIN. No no no, that’s not it. Umm…..Eureka! Now, I remember; I was talking about the most important parameter in a business, which is: Branding.

PUBERTY? NAH, IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD THING.

I’ll take your questions later but first let me educate you about puberty. Puberty is a time when the human body undergoes some physical changes in order to attain sexual maturity. It is a time in our lives when we suddenly realize that our genitals are capable of other important functions besides bedwetting.

CONCERNED READER: Is bed-wetting a sign of puberty?

No, it’s not a sign of puberty; it is only a sign that you are capable of carrying out puberty; it means that your kidneys are functioning optimally. It also means that you have serious plumbing issues.